Archive for January, 2010

No More Play-Dates At My House!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

As much as my five-year-old son loves play-dates, I am ready to throw in the towel. No, it is not the fact that my house looks like a tornado tore through it after Dylan leaves- with chunks of play-do ground into the carpet and sharp Lego pieces scattered everywhere, just waiting for me to step [...]

Why I Don’t Call Myself A “Mommy-Blogger”

Friday, January 8th, 2010

For starters, I find the term “mommy-blogger” off-putting. It’s kind of like the expression “mommy-makeover” or “MILF (which stands for “mommy I’d like to fuck”, in case you were wondering!)  ”Mommy-blogger” feels patronizing, degrading- like a silly, little hobby that one does between changing poopy diapers.
Then there is the actual genre, which has many disturbing [...]

Dreaming Of My Mother

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

I dreamt about my mom last night. It’s been awhile since she’s visited me in my dreams. Her appearances come in waves- I’ll see her every night for a week or two, then she’ll disappear for a month or more. She always seems to show up when I need her the most.
In my dream we [...]

What Not To Do When Your Kid Flips A Table In A Restaurant

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

We’ve all been there. You’re at a restaurant with your little munchkin and she innocently leans on the table- perhaps a bit too zealously. It tilts… and all the plates, glasses, and silverware start sliding down. Just as the image of your entire meal crashing to the floor flashes before your eyes, your semi-decent parenting [...]

Shitty Mom Syndrome

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Perhaps I need to find a new hobby because I seem to spend most of my days wondering if I am a good-enough mom. When the gift of introspection meets an inherent tendency to beat myself up mercilessly over the smallest thing (real or imagined), my maternal angst blossoms. The fact that I am clinical [...]

Sarah’s Story Of Addiction And Motherhood

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Self-aware, insightful, creative, and drug-addicted, Sarah has spent the past 3 decades in the alternate pursuits of getting high and fighting to get clean and sober. Sarah is the mother of Annie, a two-year-old girl, a successful painter and modern artist, and a drug addict.
After spending the past several years actively battling her addiction, she [...]