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Things That Don’t Make Me Happy

Still sick and reporting live from bed. Here is my other list- things that don’t make me happy.

  1. Plastic toys made in China
  2. Bernie Madoff’s impact on the Jewish nonprofit world
  3. Anything Nabisco
  4. My life in boxes (I’m moving in a few days)
  5. Kids with cell phones
  6. Ketchup
  7. Kelly Ripa
  8. Coldplay
  9. Feeling guilty for resting when I am sick (stupid-ass mom-guilt)
  10. People who think they are “the shit” because they have 700 FaceBook friends
  11. Twitter (really- who cares what you are doing?)
  12. Sanctimommies
  13. People who hate Israel
  14. My cat tummy
  15. Pleather
  16. Aqua net
  17. Men who “do” their hair
  18. People who value intelligence over compassion
  19. Lard
  20. Public swimming pools

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2 Responses to “Things That Don’t Make Me Happy”

  1. Shari Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    I agree with so many of these and I’d like to embellish on your theme.

    #5 Kids with cell phones who don’t talk to the friends they’re with because they’re busy texting friends they’re not with.

    #9 Feeling guilty for relaxing when there’s work to be done. (It will be there later and it’s never done)

    #17 Men who need a haircut with hair growing down their necks.

    #18: People who value athletics over education; especially school administrators.

  2. Haley Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    does this mean im not getting a phone anytime soon? :)

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