Archive for January, 2009

Nanny Cam Angst- A Soliloquy

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

To cam or not to cam
That is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The neurotic angst of not knowing
What really is happening
When I leave my child with a sitter to go to yoga
Or booty ballet, or PinkBerry, or Starbucks
Or take arms against my nanny
And secretly videotape her potential indescretions?
Thoughts?

Park Angst and Survival

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

After my son Shane was born, I spent the first three years of his life at the park, so I consider myself to be an expert on this subject.Over the years, I have observed a variety of parenting practices at the park, many strange and confusing. It seems as if there some basic misconceptions about [...]

Peanut Butter Angst

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Poor peanut butter. It has taken such a beating over the years. The fear of peanut allergies is so widespread that nearly all schools have become “Peanut Free Zones.” I actually remember a time when I could bring a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to school. Amazingly, I never witnessed the spontaneous death of another child [...]

Barack In a Bathing Suit Angst

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

“I just think it’s creepy,” my friend Lauren remarked. We were having our weekly dish session at the local PinkBerry. This week were looking at the tabloid pictures of Barack Obama in a bathing suit in Hawaii. “What’s even worse is all the discussion of his abs. I don’t want to see my President in [...]